Will's 30th Birthday

For those of you not on Facebook, a note on behalf of my lord and master:

Birthday

It will be celebrated on the first full moon after the summer solstice (June 30, fact fans) in the field opposite Will's house in Salisbury. We are hoping to have some kind of fire going, presumably lit without the aid of matches, round which to sing songs and generally behave like pagans. No change there, then. We will be camping in the field, with or without the van, and foraging for food of course. Release your inner hippy!

Bad, badder, baddest

Top 5 worst films of all time:

1. Dude where's my car? - The only time I almost (but not quite) walked out of a cinema, despite being pissed
2. Days of Thunder - A Lockwood recommendation which failed to score on the promised whoop-o-meter
3. Punch Drunk Love - Adam Sandler, nuff said
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original of course) - Not so much bad as unwatchable
5. Flashdance - You may not believe this, but I had such high hopes...

And I usually love bad films. Or so I get told. Looking forward to a sequel-tastic summer with which to update this list though! My money's on Die Hard 4.0

WTF?

File under "Freddie Starr"

When will this madness end?

Monday boredom

This afternoon I am mostly laughing at Charlie Brooker while batting away the sinking realisation of the fact that I have way too much work than it is possible to do in this short week.

I know, let's go on the internet then! That will help I'm sure.

Had a cool weekend with Rachel and Dan, which makes work seem even worse - I still haven't thought of a way to get paid for doing something I would choose to do anyway. If only there was a way of making money out of inane commentary... Wait a minute! I think some people actually get to do this! Bastards.